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     Here's a good method for smoothing out those man bits. Stand with your legs slightly apart. Reach behind your penis and position your testicles on your index and middle fingers (testicles on each finger tip). Use your finger tips to press your testicles into the pelvic cavity behind your scrotum. If this hurts, just relax and practice. Eventually, it won't hurt. While holding the testicles in place, reach through your legs from behind, with your other hand. Pull your penis and remainder of the scrotum backward and nest them between your butt cheeks. Use your cheek muscles compress things a bit and hold your penis in place. Once your organs are positioned (keep the testicle hand in place if needed until everything’s secured), close your legs and secure the tuck with a panty girdle, or gaff. If the girdle has a split crotch, put on a snug-fitting backward Speedo before pulling the girdle on. Your jewels might slip back out, otherwise. You can also reinforce things with a thin maxi pad applied to the crotch of the Speedo. Apart from cushioning things, a maxi pad will also absorb some excess moisture, so you won’t feel as sweaty between your legs. This technique should provide a smooth, no-bulge appearance under most types of clothing.

     Your doctor, parents, or sex-ed teachers, may have warned you about the evil of tight briefs, or anything that pushes your scrotum up against you. Well, doing this with your testicles will kill sperm because it heats them up (don’t tuck as a birth control method, though... you never know if you killed them all). Tucking doesn’t hurt your ability to make sperm, it just kills the ones you already made. If you leave your testicles alone, your viable sperm count will come back up in about a month, or so. This is good to remember if you’re tucking during the day, and trying to make babies at night. Tucking will not hurt your ability to get erect, or ejaculate... some people even get hard when they’re doing it.

     When tucking regularly, don't keep everything packed up there for days at a time. Doing so can raise your chances of developing a painful infection. Let your testicles down to breathe when you're home.

     There are products available which are designed to help hide the bulge. Gaffs are common and can be obtained at dance stores. Be careful to ask for a gaff and not a dance belt. The gaff pulls things out of sight, while a dance belt pushes everything up front. A gaff can be especially helpful if your penis isn't quite long enough for a standard tuck, or you need some extra help training your testicles back. Visit the following sites to find out more about them:

Lee's Mardi Gras Boutique - Source for gaffs, padded briefs, a variety of breast forms, and other items for signifier play. As of May 19, 2000; Lee's Mardi Gras Online Boutique is closed until further notice. Presently, the website stands as a memorial the death of Drag Queen, and activist, Lee G. Brewster. We at Neutrois Outpost are saddened by Lee's passing and offer our condolences to all who knew the First Lady of Drag.

Mr-Ms Bargain Boutique - Source for breast forms, gaffs, "strap-on" vaginas, and other items.